Tones of Turd

Sold Out, Thank You! 
Our limited edition Tones of Turd palette has officially sold out! We’re beyond grateful for the love, laughs, and support you’ve shown this cheeky little launch. It started as an April Fools joke and turned into something truly unforgettable, thanks to all of you.
If you missed out, don’t worry, Grounded is still available and features the exact same shades in a sleek, earthy inspired design. Same shades, different vibe. Click here to shop Grounded.

💩 IT’S HAPPENING! 💩
Our Tones of Turd palette is finally real, no joke this time! What started as an April Fools gag is now available to preorder. 

Not into toilet humor? Click here and meet the Grounded palette, the more refined, earthy sister to Tones of Turd, with the same colour story inside, minus the cheeky names 😉

Both palettes are available to preorder now.

• 26MM Magnetic Pans
• 4 Multichromes 
• 1 Intense Metallic Shimmer
• 10 Pigmented Smooth Mattes 

💩 Tones of Turd: Shade Definitions 💩
A very serious glossary for a very unserious palette.

GHOST WIPE – When you wipe... and there's nothing there. A true miracle.
BABY POOP – That mustardy mess you never forget (even if you try).
RUNNY HUNNY – Suspiciously liquid. Definitely not honey.
NO. 2 – The classic. The reason we’re all here.
LOG JAM – A blockage of epic proportions. Call in the plunger.

DUMP & DAZZLE – A glamorous release followed by a sparkle in your eye.
TRIPLE FLUSH – Because once just wasn’t enough.
TURTLE HEADING – You know the feeling. It’s peeking.
PLUGGED UP – When things are... stuck. Help.
CORNY SURPRISE – You didn’t eat corn, but there it is.

CROP DUST – A silent killer. Flee the scene.
BOWEL BABE – She’s regular, hydrated, and thriving.
SWEET RELIEF – That euphoric post poop glow.
POTTY MOUTH – Not safe for polite company.
SKID MARK – The haunting evidence left behind.

INGREDIENTS

PRESSED PIGMENT: BABY POOP, RUNNY HUNNY, NO.2, LOG JAM, DUMP & DAZZLE, CROP DUST, BOWEL BABE, POTTY MOUTH, SKID MARK
Ingredients: Talc, Calcium Aluminum Borosilicate, Synthetic Fluorphlogopite, Squalane, Mica, Silica, Poly(Dimethylsiloxane), Hydroxy Terminated, Phenyl Polytrimethylsiloxane, Magnesium Stearate, Isooctyl Palmitate, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Polyisobutene, (Phenylsilsesquioxane)-(Dimethylsiloxane) Copolymer, Bis-Diglyceryl Polyacyladipate-2, Tridecyl Trimellitate, Dimethicone, Triethoxycaprylylsilane, Phenoxyethanol, 1,2-Hexanediol, Caprylyl Glycol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Ethylhexylglycerin, Titanium Dioxide(CI 77891), Iron Oxide Black(CI 77499), Yellow Iron Oxide(CI 77492), Yellow No.5(CI 19140), Red Iron Oxide(CI 77491), Silver(CI 77820), D&C Red No.27 Al Lake(CI 45410), Fd & C Yellow 6 Al Lake(CI 15985), Chrome Oxide Green(CI 77288), D & C Red 7 Ca Lake(CI 15850), D&C Red 34 Ca Lake(CI 15880), D&C Red No:6/Ba Lake(CI 15850)

EYESHADOW: GHOST WIPE, TRIPLE FLUSH, TURTLE HEADING, PLUGGED UP, CORNY SURPRISE, SWEET RELIEFIngredients: Talc, Synthetic Fluorphlogopite, Squalane, Mica, Silica, Poly(Dimethylsiloxane), Hydroxy Terminated, Phenyl Polytrimethylsiloxane, Isooctyl Palmitate, Magnesium Stearate, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, (Phenylsilsesquioxane)-(Dimethylsiloxane) Copolymer, Bis-Diglyceryl Polyacyladipate-2, Polyisobutene, Tridecyl Trimellitate, Dimethicone, Triethoxycaprylylsilane, Phenoxyethanol, 1,2-Hexanediol, Caprylyl Glycol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Ethylhexylglycerin, Titanium Dioxide(CI 77891), Red Iron Oxide(CI 77491), Fd&C Blue No.1 Aluminum Lake(CI 42090), Yellow No.5(CI 19140), Fd & C Red 40 Al Lake(CI 16035), Ferric Ferrocyanide(CI 77510), Chrome Oxide Green(CI 77288), Carbon Black(Usa:D&C Black 2)(CI 77266)

Max 2 Per Order