Tones of Turd

💩 IT’S HAPPENING! 💩
Our Tones of Turd palette is finally real, no joke this time! What started as an April Fools gag is now available.

• 26MM Magnetic Pans
• 4 Multichromes 
• 1 Intense Metallic Shimmer
• 10 Pigmented Smooth Mattes 

💩 Tones of Turd: Shade Definitions 💩
A very serious glossary for a very unserious palette.

GHOST WIPE – When you wipe... and there's nothing there. A true miracle.
BABY POOP – That mustardy mess you never forget (even if you try).
RUNNY HUNNY – Suspiciously liquid. Definitely not honey.
NO. 2 – The classic. The reason we’re all here.
LOG JAM – A blockage of epic proportions. Call in the plunger.

DUMP & DAZZLE – A glamorous release followed by a sparkle in your eye.
TRIPLE FLUSH – Because once just wasn’t enough.
TURTLE HEADING – You know the feeling. It’s peeking.
PLUGGED UP – When things are... stuck. Help.
CORNY SURPRISE – You didn’t eat corn, but there it is.

CROP DUST – A silent killer. Flee the scene.
BOWEL BABE – She’s regular, hydrated, and thriving.
SWEET RELIEF – That euphoric post poop glow.
POTTY MOUTH – Not safe for polite company.
SKID MARK – The haunting evidence left behind.

INGREDIENTS

PRESSED PIGMENT: BABY POOP, RUNNY HUNNY, NO.2, LOG JAM, DUMP & DAZZLE, CROP DUST, BOWEL BABE, POTTY MOUTH, SKID MARK
Ingredients: Talc, Calcium Aluminum Borosilicate, Synthetic Fluorphlogopite, Squalane, Mica, Silica, Poly(Dimethylsiloxane), Hydroxy Terminated, Phenyl Polytrimethylsiloxane, Magnesium Stearate, Isooctyl Palmitate, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Polyisobutene, (Phenylsilsesquioxane)-(Dimethylsiloxane) Copolymer, Bis-Diglyceryl Polyacyladipate-2, Tridecyl Trimellitate, Dimethicone, Triethoxycaprylylsilane, Phenoxyethanol, 1,2-Hexanediol, Caprylyl Glycol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Ethylhexylglycerin, Titanium Dioxide(CI 77891), Iron Oxide Black(CI 77499), Yellow Iron Oxide(CI 77492), Yellow No.5(CI 19140), Red Iron Oxide(CI 77491), Silver(CI 77820), D&C Red No.27 Al Lake(CI 45410), Fd & C Yellow 6 Al Lake(CI 15985), Chrome Oxide Green(CI 77288), D & C Red 7 Ca Lake(CI 15850), D&C Red 34 Ca Lake(CI 15880), D&C Red No:6/Ba Lake(CI 15850)

EYESHADOW: GHOST WIPE, TRIPLE FLUSH, TURTLE HEADING, PLUGGED UP, CORNY SURPRISE, SWEET RELIEFIngredients: Talc, Synthetic Fluorphlogopite, Squalane, Mica, Silica, Poly(Dimethylsiloxane), Hydroxy Terminated, Phenyl Polytrimethylsiloxane, Isooctyl Palmitate, Magnesium Stearate, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, (Phenylsilsesquioxane)-(Dimethylsiloxane) Copolymer, Bis-Diglyceryl Polyacyladipate-2, Polyisobutene, Tridecyl Trimellitate, Dimethicone, Triethoxycaprylylsilane, Phenoxyethanol, 1,2-Hexanediol, Caprylyl Glycol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Ethylhexylglycerin, Titanium Dioxide(CI 77891), Red Iron Oxide(CI 77491), Fd&C Blue No.1 Aluminum Lake(CI 42090), Yellow No.5(CI 19140), Fd & C Red 40 Al Lake(CI 16035), Ferric Ferrocyanide(CI 77510), Chrome Oxide Green(CI 77288), Carbon Black(Usa:D&C Black 2)(CI 77266)

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